Tuesday, February 16, 2016

A Nymphomaniac and a Romantic Man Wearing a Suit and Necktie


A beautiful babe - expert 
on sexuality
A real smooth operator and then some! - if you don't laugh check to see if you have a pulse.

A well-dressed man wearing a suit and tie boarded a flight to Las Vegas taking his seat unaware of his soon to be realized good fortune. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very sexy woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards him. As fate would have it, she took the seat right next to his. Anxious to strike up a conversation he asked her, “Business or pleasure?”

She turned, smiled and said affectionately, “Business, I’m attending to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Las Vegas."

He took a deep breath, hoping to not look so off guard. The most gorgeous woman he had ever seen was sitting next to him, and she was going to a convention of nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your business at this convention?” “Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

“Really?” he said - surprised with her answer. “And what might those sexual myths be?” he questioned.

Las Vegas Nymphomaniac Convention
“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is men that wear suits and ties are not romantic - however, they are the most charming and debonair. Also, a common misconception is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait." 

She continued, "Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers when actually it is men of Spanish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the greatest stamina is the southern redneck.” finishing with an academic pose no less.

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable. Blushing she exclaimed softly, "I'm Lola." Apologizing with an unexpected shyness, “I’m sorry, I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name.”

The man felt a sense of salvation wearing a suit and necktie and naturally became quite the charmer. He had that cunning look that made a lady melt, however, to be so cavalier may not suffice.  Pausing a moment to invite anticipation he answered: “the pleasure is mine - my name is Tonto - Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".